Depressed Bear

Depressed Bear often carried a ball that they sometimes cuddle. It would be a weird thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a ball would be the item that was opted for.

Depressed Bear desired a can of Dr Pepper that they would often worship. This seems a fairly odd proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who thought that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

Depressed Bear found a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly odd undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who feels that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

Depressed Bear had a custard pie that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should have been an odd proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. A custard pie would be the item that was selected.

Depressed Bear desperately desired a piece of paper that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a funny suggestion, to you, but not to the Bear, who assumed it was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper being the chosen thing.

Depressed Bear desperately looked for a cup that they would often put down their trousers. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a cup is the item to select.