Their Ugly Bear

Their Ugly Bear had a can of Tango that they liked to eat. This seems a fairly original action, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who thought that it was in fact, breathtaking. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Ugly Bear desperately wanted a pen that they would sometimes sleep with. It is a fairly peculiar undertaking, to you, but not to the Bear, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a pen would be the thing that was selected.

Their Ugly Bear desperately searched for a dildo that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It might be an astonishing approach to life, to me, but not to the Bear, who thinks it would be breathtaking. A dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Ugly Bear looked for a vibrator that they would often try to balance on their head. It might be a fairly curious undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who thought it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a vibrator being the thing opted for.

Their Ugly Bear wanted a dildo that they would often put in the bath with him. It would have been a different approach to life, to you, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo is the thing to select.

Their Ugly Bear desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would put in the bath with him. This seems a funny activity, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who thought it was miraculous. Strangely, a magic 8 ball being the thing opted for.