My Crazy Bear

My Crazy Bear wanted a bag of flour that they would often break. This is certainly a fairly original thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who thinks it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour would be the item chosen.

My Crazy Bear owned a porno magazine that they would sometimes drop. It would be a surprising idea, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the thing that was chosen.

My Crazy Bear owned a toilet brush to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be an original action, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who expected it was amazing. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the thing to select.

My Crazy Bear looked for a set square that they would sometimes smash. One might find this to be a fairly weird activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a set square is the thing to choose.

My Crazy Bear often carried a bottle of coke that they would drop. It should be a weird exercise, to me, but not to the Bear, who had decided it was wonderous. Remarkably, a bottle of coke was the chosen thing.

My Crazy Bear found a radiator that they would drop. This might appear to be a different thought, to many, but not to the Bear, who had decided that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a radiator is the item to opt for.