His Different Bear

His Different Bear desperately needed a condom that they would sometimes experiment on. One might consider this to be an extraordinary thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

His Different Bear always carried a spade that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was a new action, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the item that was chosen.

His Different Bear desperately looked for a spade that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a weird thing to do, to you, but not to the Bear, who assumed that this idea is exciting. Bizarrely, a spade is the thing that was chosen.

His Different Bear owned a can of coke that they would rub on his belly. It would have been an astonishing idea, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke is the thing to choose.

His Different Bear searched for a spade to cuddle. It is a fairly bizarre thing to do, to most, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Strangely, a spade is the thing to select.

His Different Bear always carried a piece of paper that they sometimes throw. This seems an exciting thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who considered that this idea was epic. A piece of paper being the chosen thing.