A Depressed Bear

A Depressed Bear craved for a rubber chicken that they liked to drop. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who considered that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken is the item to opt for.

A Depressed Bear always kept a pint of cider that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly peculiar idea, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who expected that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a pint of cider would be the thing that was opted for.

A Depressed Bear looked for a cheese grater that they would demolish. It should have been an unusual action, to some, but not to the Bear, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

A Depressed Bear desperately searched for a bottle of wine to put on his head. It would have been a bizarre activity, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who expected that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a bottle of wine was the thing that was opted for.

A Depressed Bear desperately craved for a bag of poop that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a weird undertaking, to many, but not to the Bear, who thought that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

A Depressed Bear desperately desired a can of coke that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly odd proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who expected it was amazing. Strangely, a can of coke would be the item that was chosen.