A Special Bear

A Special Bear carried a cheese grater that they liked to insert somewhere. It is an astonishing action, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a cheese grater being the item selected.

A Special Bear desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly astonishing exercise, to some, but not to the Bear, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener is the item to select.

A Special Bear wanted a mug that they sometimes worship. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a mug being the thing opted for.

A Special Bear searched for a cucumber that they would play with. It was a fairly surprising exercise, to most, but not to the Bear, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the thing to opt for.

A Special Bear always kept a can of Tango that they would smash. This might appear to be a bizarre operation, to some, but not to the Bear, who assumed it would be amazing. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

A Special Bear desperately needed a vibrator that they would occasionally play with. One might say this is a strange undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a vibrator being the item selected.