The Bewildered Bear

The Bewildered Bear looked for a tomato that they would embrace. It should have been a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who expected that the idea was magnificent. A tomato was the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Bear always had with them a chocolate bar that they would occasionally drop. It is an extraordinary thought, to my children, but not to the Bear, who felt that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

The Bewildered Bear found a dildo that they sometimes cuddle. One might say this is a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me, but not to the Bear, who assumed that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the thing that was chosen.

The Bewildered Bear carried a chocolate bar that they liked to drop. This might appear to be a fairly strange undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who thought it was out of this world. Remarkably, a chocolate bar of all things.

The Bewildered Bear had a can of Dr Pepper that they would often experiment on. This could be considered an odd thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who expected it was sublime. Strangely, a can of Dr Pepper was the item that was selected.

The Bewildered Bear owned a pen that they would often share. This seems a surprising proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who felt that the idea was epic. A pen being the thing selected.