His Hungry Bear

His Hungry Bear had a Harry Potter wand that they would often worship. It might have been an odd operation, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen item.

His Hungry Bear found a dildo that they would sometimes worship. It is a fairly astonishing exercise, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who had decided it was awe-inspring. A dildo of all things.

His Hungry Bear found a computer that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might be a fairly original thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who had decided it was out of this world. Strangely, a computer being the thing selected.

His Hungry Bear wanted a pen that they would occasionally demolish. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a pen was the thing that was opted for.

His Hungry Bear carried a block of cheese that they would occasionally put up their bum. It might have been a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who thinks it would be stunning. Remarkably, a block of cheese is the item to choose.

His Hungry Bear had a toilet brush that they would sometimes worship. This might appear to be an original approach to life, to my children, but not to the Bear, who considered that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a toilet brush was the item that was opted for.