The Confused Bear

The Confused Bear wanted a ball that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a bizarre proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who thought that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a ball is the item that was chosen.

The Confused Bear craved for a cucumber that they would often try to balance on their head. This could be considered a weird and wonderful activity, to you, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Honestly, a cucumber being the thing selected.

The Confused Bear craved for a bottle of wine that they sometimes cuddle. It is an original undertaking, to me, but not to the Bear, who expected that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine of all things.

The Confused Bear owned a Harry Potter wand to rub on his belly. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful operation, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

The Confused Bear looked for a toilet brush that they would occasionally drop. It is a fairly funny activity, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who thinks it was simply life. Who would have thought, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

The Confused Bear wanted a painting of a melon that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might be an extraordinary suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item that was selected.