The Bewildered Bear

The Bewildered Bear desperately wanted a crown that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly different idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a crown was the thing that was selected.

The Bewildered Bear wanted a porno magazine that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was a peculiar proposal, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who thought it was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine would be the thing that was selected.

The Bewildered Bear desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would break. It should have been a new exercise, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Bear desired a tomato that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a strange suggestion, to most, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion it was amazing. Honestly, a tomato was the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Bear found a bat that they would sometimes drop. This seems a fairly exciting proposal, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bat is the thing to opt for.

The Bewildered Bear needed a bottle of beer that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a different idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who assumed that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer is the item to select.