Her Handsome Bear

Her Handsome Bear needed a dildo that they would sometimes worship. This could be considered a fairly original exercise, to you, but not to the Bear, who felt it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a dildo is the thing to opt for.

Her Handsome Bear desperately desired a porno magazine that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly exciting thought, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

Her Handsome Bear always had with them a CD player to sit and look at. It was a bizarre action, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who expected that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a CD player was the item that was chosen.

Her Handsome Bear found a bottle of coke that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly exciting action, to many, but not to the Bear, who thought that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the item that was chosen.

Her Handsome Bear searched for a sponge that they would insert somewhere. It would have been a fairly new approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who considered that this idea is amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge was the item that was opted for.

Her Handsome Bear desperately wanted a sack of potatoes that they liked to hug. This seems to be a bizarre suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who felt it was simply life. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.