The Confused Bear

The Confused Bear wanted a sponge that they liked to embrace. It should have been a fairly different undertaking, to me, but not to the Bear, who considered that it was in fact, breathtaking. A sponge is the item to opt for.

The Confused Bear desperately desired a tomato that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly original thought, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato is the thing to choose.

The Confused Bear wanted a bat that they sometimes experiment on. This could be considered a fairly odd idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who assumed it was epic. A bat was the thing that was selected.

The Confused Bear found a dildo that they would occasionally put on his head. It was a fairly odd suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who expected that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the thing that was opted for.

The Confused Bear searched for a big sponge that they would often cuddle. One might say this is a fairly strange undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge is the item to opt for.

The Confused Bear craved for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally break. This seems a weird and wonderful idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who thinks that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.