A Fucking Bear

A Fucking Bear always kept a radiator that they liked to throw. This is certainly a fairly surprising activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who considered it would be exciting. Honestly, a radiator was the item that was chosen.

A Fucking Bear desperately wanted a can of Tango to smash. It should be an extraordinary approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who thought that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

A Fucking Bear owned a melon that they would sometimes sleep with. One might consider this to be a weird operation, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was exciting. Remarkably, a melon would be the item that was selected.

A Fucking Bear desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a different suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine having that done to it

A Fucking Bear desperately desired a set square that they would throw. This might appear to be a fairly surprising exercise, to most, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion it was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a set square was the item that was opted for.

A Fucking Bear desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes break. It is considered to be a strange exercise, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the item that was chosen.