A Big Bear

A Big Bear desperately needed a block of cheese that they would hug. This seems to be a peculiar activity, to you, but not to the Bear, who assumed it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.

A Big Bear searched for a cheese grater that they would often smash. This is certainly a fairly funny undertaking, to some, but not to the Bear, who assumed it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

A Big Bear always had with them a dildo that they would occasionally put on his head. It was a fairly weird activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the item to choose.

A Big Bear always kept a big sponge that they would often try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly strange proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who thought that this idea is amazing. Who would have thought, a big sponge was the chosen item.

A Big Bear always had with them a pen that they liked to smash. This seems a weird approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a pen was the item that was chosen.

A Big Bear desperately craved for a wig that they would sometimes experiment on. It would be an astonishing activity, to many, but not to the Bear, who thinks it would be spectacular. Strangely, a wig was the chosen thing.