A Bum Loving Bear

A Bum Loving Bear always kept a teapot to put in the bath with him. It might be a different thing to do, to you, but not to the Bear, who assumed it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a teapot would be the thing that was opted for.

A Bum Loving Bear looked for a cheese grater that they would sometimes put down their trousers. This might appear to be an odd approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a cheese grater was the thing that was chosen.

A Bum Loving Bear craved for a can of coke that they sometimes demolish. One might find this to be a fairly weird thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who thought it would be amazing. Who would have imagined, a can of coke was the thing that was chosen.

A Bum Loving Bear desperately searched for a mug that they liked to sit and look at. It would be an extraordinary thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who had decided that this idea is exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug is the item to choose.

A Bum Loving Bear found a set of lego that they liked to worship. It was considered to be an extraordinary proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who felt it was out of this world. Honestly, a set of lego having that done to it

A Bum Loving Bear desperately searched for a porno magazine that they sometimes sit and look at. It should have been an original action, to some, but not to the Bear, who expected that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a porno magazine would be the item that was opted for.