Her Retarded Bear

Her Retarded Bear needed a ball that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly new exercise, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a ball would be the thing that was selected.

Her Retarded Bear searched for a porno magazine that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would be a fairly weird operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who had decided it was breathtaking. Honestly, a porno magazine was the item that was selected.

Her Retarded Bear always carried a computer that they would put on his head. This seems to be an extraordinary activity, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who thinks it was awe-inspring. A computer is the item to select.

Her Retarded Bear always had with them a cup that they would sometimes annihilate One might find this to be a weird idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who felt that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a cup being the chosen thing.

Her Retarded Bear craved for a cheese grater that they would sit and look at. This might appear to be a bizarre thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who assumed it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater being the item selected.

Her Retarded Bear desperately looked for a crown that they liked to rub on his belly. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who expected it was wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown would be the chosen thing.