My Fucking Bear

My Fucking Bear desperately wanted a spade that they liked to experiment on. It was a different thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a spade would be the thing that was selected.

My Fucking Bear desperately craved for a cup that they liked to insert somewhere. It might be an unusual exercise, to me, but not to the Bear, who thinks that this idea was amazing. Remarkably, a cup would be the item that was opted for.

My Fucking Bear always carried a magic 8 ball that they would often demolish. It would be an original thing to do, to most, but not to the Bear, who considered it was epic. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was selected.

My Fucking Bear carried a spade that they would often share. It is a fairly surprising exercise, to many, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a spade was the item that was selected.

My Fucking Bear found a teapot that they liked to insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a teapot was the thing that was selected.

My Fucking Bear looked for a bottle of coke that they would cuddle. This is certainly an odd thought, to some, but not to the Bear, who thinks it would be fun. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the item selected.