Her Fucking Bear

Her Fucking Bear had a condom that they would often smash. This seems to be a fairly new operation, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a condom having that done to it

Her Fucking Bear desperately looked for a helmet that they would sometimes cuddle. It should be a weird idea, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who felt that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a helmet is the item to select.

Her Fucking Bear desperately needed a lava lamp that they liked to drop. This is certainly an original thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who thought it would be awesome. Honestly, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.

Her Fucking Bear always carried a sponge that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly curious exercise, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a sponge is the item to opt for.

Her Fucking Bear wanted a pen that they liked to worship. It would have been an exciting approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a pen is the item that was chosen.

Her Fucking Bear craved for a condom to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to many, but not to the Bear, who assumed that it was in fact, entertaining. A condom being the item selected.