The Confused Bear

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The Confused Bear had a bag of flour that they would often sleep with. This seems to be a fairly new undertaking, to me, but not to the Bear, who felt it was wonderous. A bag of flour was the item that was opted for.

The Confused Bear desperately looked for a bottle of wine that they sometimes smash. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary action, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Bear wanted a cucumber that they sometimes break. It was considered to be a fairly funny exercise, to me, but not to the Bear, who assumed it was exciting. Who would have thought, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.

The Confused Bear had a pint of beer that they sometimes embrace. It would be a curious idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who thinks that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the item that was opted for.

The Confused Bear carried a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally put on his head. It was a fairly original proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who assumed it was sublime. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper being the item selected.

The Confused Bear desperately wanted a condom that they would sometimes demolish. This might appear to be a funny action, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who feels that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom was the item that was selected.