My Weary Bear

My Weary Bear searched for a bottle of beer that they sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar thought, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a bottle of beer of all things.

My Weary Bear desperately searched for a computer that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my children, but not to the Bear, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a computer being the item opted for.

My Weary Bear desperately searched for a vibrator that they liked to sit and look at. One might consider this to be a new operation, to me, but not to the Bear, who thinks that this idea was fun. Honestly, a vibrator being the item selected.

My Weary Bear always carried a porno magazine that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This seems to be a fairly strange thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

My Weary Bear looked for a magic 8 ball that they liked to sleep with. It would be a fairly unusual proposal, to you, but not to the Bear, who thought that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball is the item to choose.

My Weary Bear looked for a spade that they would often eat. It should be a fairly surprising activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who expected it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the thing that was selected.