My Eccentric Bear

My Eccentric Bear often carried a pencil sharpener that they liked to cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly exciting thought, to some, but not to the Bear, who felt it was wonderous. A pencil sharpener being the chosen item.

My Eccentric Bear desperately desired a dildo that they would sometimes experiment on. It is an odd operation, to me, but not to the Bear, who thought it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a dildo being the item opted for.

My Eccentric Bear found a block of cheese that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly funny activity, to my children, but not to the Bear, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a block of cheese being the item selected.

My Eccentric Bear craved for a melon that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who considered that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon being the chosen thing.

My Eccentric Bear owned a spade that they would sometimes play with. It would have been an unusual thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who considered it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a spade would be the item chosen.

My Eccentric Bear desired a stretchman that they liked to insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly new action, to you, but not to the Bear, who felt that this idea was spectacular. A stretchman is the thing to choose.