The Depressed Bear

The Depressed Bear desperately wanted a porno magazine that they would experiment on. It might have been a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine is the item to opt for.

The Depressed Bear owned a bottle of wine that they would often embrace. It is considered to be a fairly funny action, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who feels that this idea is epic. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine was the item that was chosen.

The Depressed Bear desperately looked for a cucumber that they liked to demolish. It is considered to be a fairly weird activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a cucumber would be the item that was selected.

The Depressed Bear carried a can of coke that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It should be a fairly surprising suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who assumed that this idea is simply life. Strangely, a can of coke was the chosen thing.

The Depressed Bear found a big sponge that they sometimes sleep with. It would have been a fairly surprising approach to life, to some, but not to the Bear, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Who would have thought, a big sponge would be the item that was chosen.

The Depressed Bear desired a melon that they would sometimes cuddle. It is a fairly bizarre idea, to my children, but not to the Bear, who thought it was entertaining. Remarkably, a melon being the item selected.