My Big Bear

My Big Bear always had with them a bag of flour that they sometimes put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly weird idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who assumed that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour would be the chosen thing.

My Big Bear carried a dildo that they liked to put up their bum. This could be considered a fairly strange idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who thought that this idea is wonderful. A dildo is the item to opt for.

My Big Bear owned a rubber chicken to put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a peculiar approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who assumed it was simply life. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

My Big Bear desperately looked for a cup to try to balance on their head. It was a curious action, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who felt that the idea was wonderful. Honestly, a cup being the thing selected.

My Big Bear desperately needed a set square that they would often smash. One might find this to be a fairly unusual operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who felt that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a set square would be the item that was selected.

My Big Bear desperately wanted a can of coke that they would often try to nail to the wall. It might be an exciting idea, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who thought it was awesome. Honestly, a can of coke would be the item that was chosen.