My Stupid Bear

My Stupid Bear desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly funny suggestion, to most, but not to the Bear, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon was the chosen item.

My Stupid Bear searched for a cup that they would occasionally play with. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a cup was the item that was selected.

My Stupid Bear always carried a condom that they would occasionally worship. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary operation, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who expected that the idea was fun. Honestly, a condom of all things.

My Stupid Bear desperately needed a spade that they would often cuddle. This is certainly a fairly surprising thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who expected that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a spade is the thing to opt for.

My Stupid Bear looked for a cup that they would sometimes eat. This is certainly a bizarre activity, to some, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderous. Strangely, a cup is the thing to select.

My Stupid Bear looked for a bag of flour that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This is certainly a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour was the item that was chosen.