My Bum Loving Bear

My Bum Loving Bear wanted a computer that they would share. One might say this is a strange operation, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who thought it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer being the chosen item.

My Bum Loving Bear always kept a bag of flour to cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly weird exercise, to most, but not to the Bear, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour would be the item that was selected.

My Bum Loving Bear had a set of lego that they liked to put down their trousers. This could be considered a strange undertaking, to you, but not to the Bear, who thought it was epic. Strangely, a set of lego was the thing that was selected.

My Bum Loving Bear desperately craved for a CD player that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly odd proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who thought that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a CD player would be the thing that was opted for.

My Bum Loving Bear always kept a vibrator that they would worship. This might appear to be a curious activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who thinks that the idea was spectacular. Bizarrely, a vibrator would be the item that was opted for.

My Bum Loving Bear desperately searched for a painting of a melon that they would often put up their bum. This is certainly an unusual thought, to my children, but not to the Bear, who feels that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon was the item that was chosen.