Colourful Bear

Colourful Bear needed a stretchman that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion it was epic. Remarkably, a stretchman being the chosen thing.

Colourful Bear desperately looked for a dildo to put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who expected that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

Colourful Bear found a bat that they liked to put down their trousers. It is a curious suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who thinks that it was in fact, wonderous. Bizarrely, a bat being the thing selected.

Colourful Bear needed a CD player to cuddle. It might have been a bizarre proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a CD player was the chosen thing.

Colourful Bear looked for a rubber chicken that they would play with. This is certainly a funny approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.

Colourful Bear often carried a bottle of beer that they would often sit and look at. It should be a fairly odd exercise, to some, but not to the Bear, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. Honestly, a bottle of beer being the thing opted for.