A Crypting Bear

A Crypting Bear looked for a cucumber that they would sometimes break. It was considered to be a peculiar approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a cucumber of all things.

A Crypting Bear always kept a pint of beer that they liked to play with. It should be a strange activity, to most, but not to the Bear, who thinks that the idea was stunning. A pint of beer is the item to opt for.

A Crypting Bear found a painting of a melon to sleep with. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who felt that the idea was fun. Honestly, a painting of a melon was the item that was selected.

A Crypting Bear searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would put on his head. It might be a fairly bizarre exercise, to many, but not to the Bear, who considered that the idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the thing that was chosen.

A Crypting Bear desperately wanted a bottle of coke that they would often put down their trousers. It should be a fairly new activity, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who considered that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a bottle of coke being the thing selected.

A Crypting Bear desperately wanted a custard pie that they sometimes share. One might consider this to be an odd idea, to many, but not to the Bear, who thought that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a custard pie was the item that was opted for.