The Lonely Bear

The Lonely Bear searched for a sword that they would often put on his head. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who thought that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a sword being the thing opted for.

The Lonely Bear owned a rubber johnny that they would cuddle. It might have been a fairly weird idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

The Lonely Bear desperately wanted a pint of cider that they sometimes play with. This could be considered a fairly new proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider was the thing that was selected.

The Lonely Bear desperately looked for a pint of beer that they would sometimes demolish. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who expected it was stunning. Remarkably, a pint of beer is the item to select.

The Lonely Bear searched for a sponge that they would sometimes eat. It would have been a fairly unusual action, to me, but not to the Bear, who felt that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge would be the item that was chosen.

The Lonely Bear desperately looked for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes sit and look at. One might consider this to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who assumed that this idea is epic. Strangely, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was opted for.