My Green Bear

My Green Bear owned a cucumber that they liked to put on his head. It would be a peculiar approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who felt that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber would be the chosen thing.

My Green Bear often carried a condom to put on his head. It should be a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who thought it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a condom is the item that was chosen.

My Green Bear often carried a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes break. It should be a different activity, to many, but not to the Bear, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing opted for.

My Green Bear owned a bottle of wine that they would often hug. This could be considered a different approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who had decided that this idea is wonderful. A bottle of wine is the thing to select.

My Green Bear searched for a sponge that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It is a fairly peculiar suggestion, to some, but not to the Bear, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the thing that was selected.

My Green Bear searched for a pencil sharpener to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be an extraordinary idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was chosen.