The Depressed Bear

The Depressed Bear always carried a tomato that they would often experiment on. This could be considered a fairly bizarre activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bear, who feels it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a tomato was the item that was opted for.

The Depressed Bear carried a vibrator that they would sleep with. One might consider this to be a weird and wonderful activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Bear, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the chosen item.

The Depressed Bear always kept a big sponge that they would occasionally demolish. This could be considered a fairly new thought, to me, but not to the Bear, who had decided that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a big sponge would be the item that was chosen.

The Depressed Bear desperately desired a painting of a melon that they would occasionally break. It would be a fairly different thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who considered it would be entertaining. Strangely, a painting of a melon of all things.

The Depressed Bear had a piece of paper that they sometimes cuddle. It should have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who considered that this idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper would be the item chosen.

The Depressed Bear always carried a little monkey that they would insert somewhere. One might find this to be a bizarre approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Bear, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a little monkey is the thing to select.