Worrisome Bear

Worrisome Bear desperately desired a piece of paper that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It might be an exciting undertaking, to my children, but not to the Bear, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper was the item that was selected.

Worrisome Bear craved for a painting of a melon that they would often try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a weird exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Bear, who felt that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon being the thing opted for.

Worrisome Bear wanted a toilet brush that they liked to break. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who thinks it was entertaining. A toilet brush being the chosen item.

Worrisome Bear always kept a dildo that they would often put up their bum. It might be a fairly astonishing idea, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who feels it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a dildo being the chosen thing.

Worrisome Bear always carried a cup that they sometimes break. It should be a strange idea, to my mum, but not to the Bear, who felt it would be miraculous. Who would have imagined, a cup being the item selected.

Worrisome Bear searched for a CD player that they would often put up their bum. It was a strange exercise, to you and me, but not to the Bear, who considered it was sublime. Remarkably, a CD player was the chosen item.