Boring Bear

Boring Bear often carried a teapot that they would occasionally eat. This could be considered a fairly peculiar thought, to most, but not to the Bear, who feels that this idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a teapot was the thing that was selected.

Boring Bear often carried a ball to drop. It is considered to be a funny thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who had decided that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a ball was the thing that was opted for.

Boring Bear desperately desired a dildo to demolish. It would be an original approach to life, to most, but not to the Bear, who feels it was awesome. Bizarrely, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

Boring Bear always carried a condom that they sometimes share. It was a fairly bizarre undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Bear, who thought that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a condom was the thing that was selected.

Boring Bear craved for a bottle of beer that they would often demolish. This might appear to be a different approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Bear, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

Boring Bear desired a computer that they would often smash. This is certainly an original operation, to everybody you know, but not to the Bear, who considered that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a computer was the item that was selected.