The Unusual Bear

The Unusual Bear desperately desired a wig that they would often break. One might find this to be a fairly strange operation, to many, but not to the Bear, who considered it would be epic. Bizarrely, a wig is the item to choose.

The Unusual Bear always carried a dildo that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It might be an exciting operation, to my children, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a dildo was the chosen item.

The Unusual Bear always carried a block of cheese that they would sometimes smash. One might consider this to be an exciting undertaking, to my children, but not to the Bear, who considered that this idea is breathtaking. Bizarrely, a block of cheese being the item opted for.

The Unusual Bear owned a Harry Potter wand to break. It was an unusual thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Bear, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the item selected.

The Unusual Bear desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they would often demolish. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary operation, to my grandma, but not to the Bear, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a rubber chicken is the item to select.

The Unusual Bear owned a tomato that they sometimes sit and look at. This is certainly a bizarre proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Bear, who considered it was entertaining. Remarkably, a tomato was the item that was opted for.