Would I be cruel if I offered it to someone not knowing it was chili ice cream?

hahahaha!!! The persons reaction would make it totally worth it either way LOL!

Yeah as for the bikes, I will have to SERIOUSLY build some upper arm muscle for that! hahaha!!! And the fact that I almost overturned into an African thorn bush also makes me weary for a "round two" LOL unless it is is thorn free terrain!