His Purple Bird

His Purple Bird always kept a melon that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a peculiar proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who had decided it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a melon would be the item that was selected.

His Purple Bird searched for a radiator to insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly exciting proposal, to some, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was epic. Honestly, a radiator would be the item that was chosen.

His Purple Bird always had with them a toilet brush to cuddle. It is considered to be a different approach to life, to you, but not to the Bird, who considered that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a toilet brush of all things.

His Purple Bird carried a rubber johnny that they would sometimes experiment on. It would have been a fairly weird operation, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who considered it would be sublime. A rubber johnny is the thing to opt for.

His Purple Bird owned a bottle of beer to embrace. It would be a fairly odd thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

His Purple Bird looked for a hat that they sometimes experiment on. It should have been a different activity, to many, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a hat is the item to choose.