Scary Bird

Scary Bird found a sponge that they would play with. It might be a fairly odd action, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea is entertaining. A sponge being the thing opted for.

Scary Bird owned a ball that they sometimes play with. This could be considered a fairly new operation, to you, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a ball was the item that was opted for.

Scary Bird owned a bottle of coke that they would put in the bath with him. This could be considered a bizarre undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

Scary Bird craved for a big sponge to hug. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. A big sponge being the item opted for.

Scary Bird desired a magic 8 ball that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly odd operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a magic 8 ball is the thing to opt for.

Scary Bird searched for a vibrator that they would hug. It might have been a different suggestion, to my children, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the chosen thing.