Funny Bird

Funny Bird always carried a custard pie to drop. This might appear to be a bizarre suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. A custard pie being the chosen thing.

Funny Bird carried a sack of potatoes that they sometimes put on his head. This might appear to be an odd thought, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. A sack of potatoes is the item to choose.

Funny Bird desperately needed a pint of beer that they would occasionally annihilate It was a funny thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who assumed it would be simply life. A pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.

Funny Bird always kept a dildo that they would insert somewhere. It would have been an original approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who thought it would be wonderful. A dildo being the item opted for.

Funny Bird desperately wanted a painting of a melon to play with. This seems to be an exciting approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon was the thing that was selected.

Funny Bird craved for a bottle of wine to demolish. One might consider this to be a weird thought, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who feels it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a bottle of wine being the chosen item.