Their Dodgy Bird

Their Dodgy Bird owned a can of coke that they would sometimes put on his head. It would be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to some, but not to the Bird, who had decided it would be miraculous. Strangely, a can of coke was the item that was selected.

Their Dodgy Bird desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they would put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly curious exercise, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.

Their Dodgy Bird desperately looked for a porno magazine that they would sometimes embrace. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who considered that it was in fact, stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine was the item that was opted for.

Their Dodgy Bird owned a painting of a melon that they would annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a painting of a melon being the chosen item.

Their Dodgy Bird often carried a stretchman that they would often break. It should have been a fairly weird suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who considered that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a stretchman is the thing to select.

Their Dodgy Bird searched for a melon that they would put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a strange suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a melon was the item that was chosen.