The Horny Bird

The Horny Bird always carried a magic 8 ball that they liked to experiment on. It would be a fairly funny thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. A magic 8 ball would be the chosen thing.

The Horny Bird wanted a spade that they would cuddle. One might say this is an odd thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a spade would be the item that was selected.

The Horny Bird desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they sometimes cuddle. It would have been a weird exercise, to some, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny being the chosen item.

The Horny Bird needed a set square that they sometimes insert somewhere. It should have been an unusual action, to some, but not to the Bird, who assumed it would be simply life. Who would have imagined, a set square would be the thing that was selected.

The Horny Bird desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to throw. This is certainly a peculiar approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was fun. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to choose.

The Horny Bird always had with them a cheese grater that they liked to drop. It would have been a fairly astonishing idea, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who thought it was miraculous. Strangely, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.