The Silly Bird

The Silly Bird found a hat that they would often sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly exciting approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a hat was the item that was chosen.

The Silly Bird found a can of Dr Pepper that they would annihilate One might find this to be a fairly curious undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.

The Silly Bird desperately desired a cup that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who thought it was the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a cup was the item that was chosen.

The Silly Bird desperately looked for a helmet to sleep with. It would be an exciting thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who expected that it was in fact, spectacular. Bizarrely, a helmet of all things.

The Silly Bird had a cheese grater that they would break. One might find this to be a fairly strange operation, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a cheese grater being the item selected.

The Silly Bird searched for a pint of beer that they would sometimes sleep with. It should have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to some, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Strangely, a pint of beer would be the thing that was opted for.