Their Fat Bird

Their Fat Bird desperately needed a spade that they would sometimes break. This is certainly a fairly odd idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who feels it was magnificent. A spade was the item that was selected.

Their Fat Bird desired a tomato that they would often try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my children, but not to the Bird, who thinks that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato was the chosen item.

Their Fat Bird desperately searched for a bag of poop that they sometimes sleep with. One might find this to be an unusual thought, to me, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.

Their Fat Bird desperately desired a spade that they would sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to my children, but not to the Bird, who thinks it would be spectacular. A spade would be the chosen thing.

Their Fat Bird desired a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes put on his head. It would be a bizarre thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who assumed it was spectacular. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.

Their Fat Bird always carried a ball that they would occasionally annihilate It is a fairly weird idea, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who felt it would be epic. You wouldnt have thought, a ball was the item that was opted for.