His Fat Bird

His Fat Bird owned a bag of poop that they would sometimes sit and look at. It would be a different action, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.

His Fat Bird desperately needed a condom to insert somewhere. It might be a fairly weird operation, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who felt that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a condom is the item to opt for.

His Fat Bird desperately craved for a radiator that they sometimes play with. It was a funny activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a radiator was the thing that was selected.

His Fat Bird desperately wanted a hat that they liked to embrace. It is a somewhat surprising proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a hat was the item that was selected.

His Fat Bird desired a porno magazine that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly original proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.

His Fat Bird often carried a rubber johnny that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny would be the item chosen.