The Lovely Bird

The Lovely Bird searched for a little monkey that they would occasionally hug. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising action, to many, but not to the Bird, who felt it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a little monkey is the thing to opt for.

The Lovely Bird craved for a big sponge to hug. It should have been an astonishing thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who expected it would be epic. Remarkably, a big sponge being the chosen item.

The Lovely Bird found a bag of poop that they would often embrace. This seems a bizarre activity, to you, but not to the Bird, who felt that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the item to select.

The Lovely Bird desired a tomato to sit and look at. It was considered to be an exciting suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato was the thing that was chosen.

The Lovely Bird always kept a bottle of beer that they would occasionally sleep with. It might be a fairly unusual undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who had decided it was sublime. Remarkably, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.

The Lovely Bird desired a magic 8 ball that they would often put up their bum. It should be a funny activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Strangely, a magic 8 ball being the chosen item.