My Square Bird

My Square Bird desperately craved for a lava lamp that they sometimes worship. It was a weird and wonderful approach to life, to most, but not to the Bird, who considered it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the item that was chosen.

My Square Bird needed a ball that they sometimes put on his head. This seems an odd action, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. A ball being the item opted for.

My Square Bird craved for a Harry Potter wand to rub on his belly. It is a fairly funny action, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who thought it would be miraculous. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the item to opt for.

My Square Bird desperately searched for a melon to insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting exercise, to most, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. Remarkably, a melon was the item that was chosen.

My Square Bird desperately desired a bottle of wine that they would often embrace. This seems to be a peculiar idea, to my children, but not to the Bird, who thinks it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item to select.

My Square Bird found a CD player that they would sometimes play with. It was considered to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who considered it was out of this world. Remarkably, a CD player would be the item that was opted for.