Her Dodgy Bird

Her Dodgy Bird wanted a teapot that they sometimes play with. It should have been a fairly exciting activity, to me, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot would be the item that was opted for.

Her Dodgy Bird desperately craved for a radiator to eat. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre idea, to you, but not to the Bird, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Who would have thought, a radiator would be the thing that was selected.

Her Dodgy Bird often carried a little monkey that they would occasionally drop. One might say this is a bizarre thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Remarkably, a little monkey was the chosen item.

Her Dodgy Bird often carried a porno magazine that they would often embrace. One might find this to be a funny thought, to most, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine being the thing opted for.

Her Dodgy Bird often carried a sack of potatoes that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is an astonishing proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.

Her Dodgy Bird desperately craved for a dildo that they would sometimes throw. This is certainly a bizarre thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who thinks it would be awesome. Remarkably, a dildo being the chosen item.