Retarded Bird

Retarded Bird desperately looked for a CD player that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a CD player being the chosen thing.

Retarded Bird needed a pint of beer that they liked to put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a pint of beer is the item that was chosen.

Retarded Bird craved for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is a fairly unusual operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who feels that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was selected.

Retarded Bird desperately looked for a spade that they would put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly original idea, to most, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a spade is the thing that was chosen.

Retarded Bird desperately needed a condom that they would occasionally sit and look at. This might appear to be an exciting thought, to some, but not to the Bird, who thinks that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a condom having that done to it

Retarded Bird searched for a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be an exciting undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes is the item to select.