His Crypting Bird

His Crypting Bird craved for a radiator that they would put down their trousers. It might be an astonishing thought, to my grandma, but not to the Bird, who had decided that this idea is simply life. A radiator would be the item that was opted for.

His Crypting Bird desperately searched for a cheese grater that they liked to throw. This could be considered a fairly peculiar thought, to my children, but not to the Bird, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a cheese grater would be the thing that was chosen.

His Crypting Bird had a ball that they would hug. This seems a fairly strange thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was magnificent. Honestly, a ball would be the item that was selected.

His Crypting Bird desperately looked for a dildo that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly funny thought, to some, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was simply life. Who would have imagined, a dildo would be the item that was opted for.

His Crypting Bird craved for a melon that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is an odd exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a melon was the thing that was opted for.

His Crypting Bird always carried a computer to insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly weird activity, to my mum, but not to the Bird, who expected it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a computer would be the item that was selected.