The Horny Bird

The Horny Bird needed a set square that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be an astonishing idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a set square being the item opted for.

The Horny Bird found a mug that they would throw. It was a surprising action, to most, but not to the Bird, who expected that the idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a mug being the chosen item.

The Horny Bird owned a hat that they sometimes annihilate It was a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. Who would have imagined, a hat was the item that was selected.

The Horny Bird found a helmet that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who had decided it would be stunning. Strangely, a helmet would be the thing that was selected.

The Horny Bird found a computer that they liked to hug. One might find this to be a fairly strange approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who assumed that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a computer is the thing to choose.

The Horny Bird craved for a bag of poop that they sometimes put on his head. It should have been a fairly astonishing idea, to most, but not to the Bird, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.