The Grumpy Bird

The Grumpy Bird wanted a helmet that they sometimes worship. One might find this to be an astonishing undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who thought that this idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a helmet being the thing opted for.

The Grumpy Bird found a mug to put down their trousers. One might say this is an exciting activity, to most, but not to the Bird, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a mug is the item to select.

The Grumpy Bird always carried a rubber chicken that they would experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who assumed it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Bird owned a set of lego that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This is certainly a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a set of lego is the item to choose.

The Grumpy Bird had a pen that they would try to balance on their head. It might have been a different thought, to my dad, but not to the Bird, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a pen was the chosen thing.

The Grumpy Bird often carried a teapot that they would sleep with. It might have been a bizarre undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Bird, who had decided it would be stunning. Remarkably, a teapot having that done to it