Worrisome Bird

Worrisome Bird desperately needed a porno magazine that they sometimes smash. It was considered to be a fairly curious thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Bird, who expected it was breathtaking. Remarkably, a porno magazine being the chosen thing.

Worrisome Bird carried a can of coke that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly a peculiar action, to you, but not to the Bird, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a can of coke would be the item that was opted for.

Worrisome Bird looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes throw. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my children, but not to the Bird, who had decided it was epic. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the item that was selected.

Worrisome Bird always had with them a dildo that they liked to rub on his belly. It should be a fairly weird and wonderful idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Bird, who expected that this idea is sublime. A dildo is the item to opt for.

Worrisome Bird desperately looked for a block of cheese that they sometimes break. It was a bizarre idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Bird, who feels it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.

Worrisome Bird desperately looked for a bottle of wine to drop. One might find this to be a fairly weird idea, to me, but not to the Bird, who thought it was fun. Remarkably, a bottle of wine being the item selected.